We've Got What You Need
| Trip | Duration | Rage Level* | Risk Assessment | Preparation | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Mutilator | 2 Hours | 1 | Nothing a band-aid or some gauze can't fix. | Make sure someone knows where you are. | $200 per person |
| Gravity Well | 4 Hours | 1 | Have some Icy Hot and cold compresses on hand. | Wear your GPS-enabled smartwatch. | $300 per person |
| Angry Bunny | 3 Hours | 2 | Your limbs will be raging more the next day than you will on this trip. | Check and see if they make Bondo for people. | $400 per person |
| The Tumbler | 2 Hours | 3 | Multiple bumps and bruises. | Consider a legal consultation. | $400 per person |
| Niagra Group Challenge | 3 Hours | 4 | Slight misalignment of bodily structure. | Update your last will and testament, advanced directive, etc. | Determined pending consultation. |
| Humpty Dumpty | 1-3 Hours | 4 | "Waterfall-force" trauma. | Make a phone call to your mother. | Determined pending consultation. |
| Iguazu Group Challenge | 4 Hours | 5 | Label yourself appropriately so you're not mistaken for the raw hamburger at dinner. | Legal consultation and Life-flight arrangements. | Determined pending consultation. |
| Ultimate Rage Challenge | 3 Hours | 5 | Ever been sky-diving without a parachute? | Make sure your life insurance premiums are paid up. | Determined pending consultation. |
| *Rage Level ranges from 1-5, 5 being the most dangerous and risky. | |||||
Angry Bunny
Spend 3 hours on the Zambezi river tumbling over waterfalls perfect for those just beginning to flex their adrenaline junkie muscles.
Gravity Well
Looking for something a bit more mild? The Gravity Well is for you! Spend 4 hours navigating grade 5 rapids on the Congo river, then end your journey on this waterfall.
The Mutilator
Don't be fooled by the name. The Mutilator is one of our more mild trips. 2 hours on a remote Amazon river tributary with grade 5 rapids. A perfect way to wind down or break yourself in.